SLAP SWEEMO’S CEO WITH A FISH
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Current highest bid: £401 ~US$617
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Bids ended: 11 Dec 08 18:00 |
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2 Dec 13:17 |
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You are bidding on the opportunity to smack me round the face with a big, wet fish.
I should introduce myself. My name’s Jay, and I’m the founder and CEO of Sweemo (the place where people offer ‘Sweet Moments’ to each other)... and this just seemed like a fun thing to do to get things started!
I mean... Who hasn’t ever wanted to slap someone in the face with a fish? The irritating co-worker, the smug traffic warden. I am giving you the opportunity to take out some of life’s little injustices on me.
My research (see video) identified that a 7kg Salmon is the perfect "slapping fish"; providing good grip around the tail area, with meaty, slippery sides for that all-important "thwack" noise.
The winning bidder will be transported to a very public location (TBC) in London (from anywhere in the world) to execute the slap. If you’re in London already, then we’ll put on a slap-up meal for you, somewhere nice.
And of course you will be provided with video footage of the actual slap moment on DVD.
All proceeds will be donated to the Marine Conservation Society - so it’s even for a great cause.... relevant too!
P.S. I have set No Reserve, so you could be in for a bargain...
Location
London (if you don’t live close by, no worries - we’ll fly you here, for free!)
Accomodation
You'll be put up in a nice hotel, so you can be fully rested for good day's slapping!
Additional conditions
You must be available to travel to London, arriving on either the 15th or 16th December 2008.
All bidders will be contacted upon placing their bid for verification to ensure all bids are legitimate.
Event date & duration
You will be slapping me with a fish on Weds 17th Dec 2008. (Not sure how long it takes to hit me with a fish. Let’s say 2 nights in London to be certain!)
Package does NOT include
Food (apart from the fish).
Transferrable
Can you buy this for a friend? Of course you can - as long as they're not ex-body building, fish-slapping world champions.
Transport provided
Yep, if you need it, we will provide return flights and transfers as required to get you to London - from your nearest international airport. You will of course have to handle all your own visa requirements if you need to.
































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